i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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