Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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