did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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