Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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