why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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