SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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