you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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