Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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