Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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