Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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