Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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