But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Randomize
