On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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