Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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