I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
you made out with another girl for some wings
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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