I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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