Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I have tasted many bathrooms
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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