after a month anything with tits is on the radar
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Randomize
