You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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