i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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