Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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