Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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