I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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