goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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