Your tits are I can't wait for
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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