is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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