Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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