i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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