I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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