My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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