at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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