Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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