I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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