p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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