This girl is more easily done than said...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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