where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
What drink are we having for lunch?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Randomize
