They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
This baby is an asshole
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize