Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The struggles of a small town man whore
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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