But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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