im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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