Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
