I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he fucked my hip out of place.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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