I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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