I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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