Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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