i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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