I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
