Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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