So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
