He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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