Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Randomize
