well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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