I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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