3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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