He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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