Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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