sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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