So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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