that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
