i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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