hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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